January 2012
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My dad’s been singing “Sexy and I Know It” non-stop today .____.
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December 2011
You look good today. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
What, was I ugly yesterday?
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Apparently I only look good on band concert days, the rest of the time I’m a decomposing orange or something
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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So I’m watching Life in a Day (National Geographic) and in the section of the movie when people are talking about something they love, a guy says: “I really love my fridge.”
He took the words right out of my mind
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
creatingaquietmind:
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This is genius and made me realize how difficult English can be if it’s not your first language. Don’t bother unless you’re going to read it out loud though…
Reinforced my belief that I suck at English. And English is my first language .___.
t-rox:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
osama bro...