My dad’s been singing “Sexy and I Know It” non-stop today .____.
You look good today. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: What, was I ugly yesterday? Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard! Apparently I only look good on band concert days, the rest of the time I’m a decomposing orange or something
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
So I’m watching Life in a Day (National Geographic) and in the section of the movie when people are talking about something they love, a guy says: “I really love my fridge.” He took the words right out of my mind
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
creatingaquietmind: Read More This is genius and made me realize how difficult English can be if it’s not your first language. Don’t bother unless you’re going to read it out loud though… Reinforced my belief that I suck at English. And English is my first language .___.
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