October 2011
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Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're... →
“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
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Pottermore messes up, and your potion is ready to...
artsystarky:
IKR
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Every time my potion reaches 100% Pottermore shows me the darn Support message. And potions take too long to brew.
Pottermore must really hate me.
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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Officially a Ravenclaw!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :’D
Draco should have gotten outstanding in Divination
only-to-maim:
There is no reason he should have not gotten outstanding. His predictions were true O__O
Not good enough?
And finally.
LOL
LOLBESTPOSTEVER.
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Me:
Tumblr Famous Person:
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I'm going to see Wicked on Broadway before I die.
I was about to see it but tickets were too expensive :(
my family was like: 70+ pounds?? lol never mind
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Every morning:
Me: I really can't stay.
Bed: But baby, it's cold outside.
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