April 2012
ne-yo:
Swagger
Je swagge Tu swagges Il swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils swaggent
March 2012
Watchfiilthypout:
heyfunniest:
Obama sings “I’m sexy and I know it”
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my life
qtasetrctuyib what am I watching
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
mmmaecy:
omg, when everyone in the gym opened their pop cans at exactly 10:30 today during the test, DKM…
mmmaecy:
The seating arrangement for OSSLT today was like in Harry Potter when Professeur Snape was Headmaster, and the students were writing in the Great Hall.
is it socially acceptable to ask a stranger for their food
Hears noises at night: Well this is it this is the end for me I had an awful life
Gets shampoo in my eyes: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
Heart is beating fast: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
A cop walks by: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
Taking a test: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
Gets a sunburn: Skin cancer
plasticoctopus:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
wockyshiba:
do you ever just
wanna grab someone by the shoulders
look them in the eyes and say
“no one cares”
