May 2012
1 tag
Falling asleep to soft rain is just fantastic
Goodnight (:
Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
Friend: Who?
Me: Ug Lee
onejizzle:
hazstyles:
Sometimes i punch myself in the face because of people who don’t understand sarcasm
do you actually punch yourself in the face or are you being sarcastic
2 tags
house-elves:
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
Gain a follower, then loose one.
were-so-narwhal:
I CAN NEVER WINNNNNN
saaame this is ridiculous
April 2012
theyellovvbrickroad:
stacys mom may got it goin on but blue ivys mom got everything
prospitheir:
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
hear noises
pause music
complete silence
play music
hear noises again
hotforphysics:
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
incises:
tonight we are young
so let’s set the world on fire
but what about tomorrow
will we still be young tomorrow
what are we going to do once the entire planet has burnt down
theyellovvbrickroad:
only 6 million followers away from my goal <3
capitolwifi:
so like
when you kiss someone
where do you put your face
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
unfreshing:
i don’t even h8 u i h9 u
